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Funny Birthday Wishes
It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.
Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!
They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like always use Bengay
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Quotes
Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
Don’t let ageing get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!
Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!