It is customary to celebrate New Year Night and say some very charming words to belongings. These words are used to pray for their prosperity and happy lives. Another famous action is to give New Year Resolution Ideas to each other for the upcoming year.
Every person has desires or milestones he wants to achieve in the upcoming year. Due to this, he resolves his concern and thoughts with his soul. He prays from God to make him able enough to achieve his goals for the year.
Some people enjoy the funny quotes for New Year’s resolutions and say some of them. It is not compulsory to say serious words only on such events.
But you may use some funny words to tell someone about your resolution and enjoy the happy moments of the day. For this task, we have collected a huge list of New Year Resolution Ideas and Funny Quotes for you.
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New Year Resolution Quotes
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s. ~Henry Moore
If you flee from the things you fear, there’s no resolution. ~Chuck Palahniuk
A New Year’s resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions. ~Ashanti
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. ~Cyril Cusack
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. ~Jonathan Edwards
One resolution I have made and try always to keep is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. ~Abraham Lincoln
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
My New Year’s resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy. ~James Lafferty
New Year Resolution Quotes For Students
This is the story of what a Woman’s patience can endure, and what a Man’s resolution can achieve. ~Wilkie Collins
Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. ~Cavett Robert
My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds. ~Nia Vardalos
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. ~Dave Beard
Funny New Year Resolutions
I will learn what the “resolution” means.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
I will not wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.
I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.
My New Years resolution is to be better than everyone done.
I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
My New Year’s resolution is to get started on last year’s resolutions.
Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
My New Year’s resolution is to follow through with my New Year’s resoluion.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
I don’t have a New Year’s resolution. You don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
Best Funny New Year Quotes
My excuses for already failing my New Year’s resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
I will play more computer games. Scientists say they’re good for me and improve my visual skills.
My new year resolution? Buy more shoes, drink more wine, and don’t worry about the gym. I can do this.
My New Year’s resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.
I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the last year.
My New Years resolution is to get skinny, pretty and healthy while still destroying myself with drugs and alcohol.
New Year Funny Resolutions
I will work out every day.
I am on seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.
I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me
I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.
I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies.
For my New Year’s Resolution – I will Lose weight by living on the moon.