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If you know a little bit about American stand-up comedians, we are pretty confident that you would know John Edmund Mulaney. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in America.
He is not only a comedian, but also he is a writer, actor, and producer. He is a Primetime Emmy Award winner as well. He has many famous plays and TV shows on his credit, as a writer as well as an actor too.
John Mulaney was born to a very well-known and noble family of Chicago on August 26, 1982. His grandfather was a republican mayor who also served as the congressman of the state. He brought up in a very respectful environment.
As a stand-up comedian and a writer, he said some golden lines that could relate to everyone’s daily day life. He has a wonderful and clear observation of human life.
His words are enough to heal the wounds of life and to give the strength and motivation to a depressed person. He narrated the bitter truth of life in a very humorous way. Here we have written down John Mulaney Quotes on this page for you. We hope it will help you a lot.
Best John Mulaney Quotes
“I like it when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.” – John Mulaney
“I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” – John Mulaney
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.” – John Mulaney
“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.” – John Mulaney
“I don’t make plans anymore. So I’m not living minute to minute.” – John Mulaney
John MulaneyAnd then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.” – John Mulaney
“All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don’t understand it.” – John Mulaney
“I look back on being 17 and think, “Oh my God, how did I not die?” – John Mulaney
“My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.” – John Mulaney
“It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.” – John Mulaney
Funny John Mulaney Quotes
“Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting.” – John Mulaney
You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” – John Mulaney
“Email viruses bring people together in amazing ways.” – John Mulaney
was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.” – John Mulaney
“Do you want a salad or fries? That’s like asking, ‘Do you want to go for a jog or freebase cocaine?’” – John Mulaney
“You should be able to say I don’t know. That should be an acceptable answer on a test.” – John Mulaney
“I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.” – John Mulaney
The being president looks like the worst job in the world. – John Mulaney
I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster. – John Mulaney
FAQ
When Did John Mulaney Start His Carrier?
After his graduation in 2004, John Mulaney moved to New York City to start a carrier as a comedian. He started working in the same year as an office assistant at Comedy Central.
